the OOP heard around the world

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You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think

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"I hate going to sleep with you on my mind and not in my bed."

Sleep   (via sagmirwo)

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my favorite flavor of cake is more

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a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

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Inspired by this.

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nah, bitch. if she says liz, your name is liz.

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